She's in it for the money.....

Well I had a plan to burn the garage this weekend, but yesterday's windstorm took care of that. When I got home from work it had blown over So I ripped it apart and put it in the shed. Pissed off I go in the house roll a gagar and sit on the couch started thinking about how I wasted $250 on that stupid garage. This is fucked the TV starts going all crazy out of nowhere the volume is getting louder the channels are changing by themselves,It's turning ON and OFF and ON and OFF ... I think maybe I'm sitting on the remote .....no it's right beside me on the couch....maybe the dude across the street has a TV remote from hell and it could be interfering with mine? I changed the channel and bam like a possessed demon It goes back to channel 3 I try to fire up the PlayStation and bam back to channel 3..... I try to go to the menu to look for a fix and the menu screen is scrolling faster then your mom. A few clicks on the remote ... WTF now it is in Spanish, I can't read Spanish...but I learned I guess because with a few more clicks on the remote ,I now have all the menus in french .........tabernac!......So I don't know what happened but the TV now works , the buttons on the actual TV don't work , the remote only does one function every 3 minutes including volume and channel changing.

I did a little CSI this morning, I think some water dripped down the front of the TV when I watered my Bonsai tree...... thus causing all the grief. I will turn the TV on today and see what happens ...........more drama?

oooooooshhhhhhhh!

She used to be pretty , now she's just pretty fucked up......

Last summer I bought a carport similar to the one in the picture from one of those "tool sales" where everything is cheap, cheap, cheap. Well let me tell you I would have rather spent $250 on a bucket of shit to put in my driveway! The thing is literally falling apart, the tarp is ripping off the frame, the posts are coming apart and now the walls are barely hanging on. I originally bought it for the summer to keep the rain from filling up my jeep. As an Easter gift to me I am going to get drunk on Friday night and light it on fire in my driveway......Atsa "Good Friday"

Burn Baby Burn!

She said Seanie baby I think I know just what you mean....

After the comment I got yesterday about not going to the sharks house. I am going to stick to dragon boating at least there is 21 other people for the sharks to chase and eat. I haven't got alot of time today. So here is a cool website for y'all to check out. If your interested in paddling this summer I may be able to hook you up......

She said I dig ya baby, but I got to keep movin....on

Almost paddling season and the first Dragon Boat meeting is April 10th. I am Kinda pumped this year but I am severely outta shape from Winters lack of exercise If I die someone can take over the Kool-aid name and continue blogging like it's hot!

I own a kayak that I'm also eager to bust out. Now in case you can't read the print it says" Sitting in a 3meter Kayak and watching a 4 meter Great White Shark approach Is a fairly tense experience" I say No Shit! Do you paddle, stop paddling , paddle or paddle faster I don't know or want to know.

Everything was going fine, until the day she met me..

You ever wonder what kind of impact you and your actions make on people's lives? Now this is not some sappy post about love and feelings and shit but just a general question.I was thinking about that this morning and believe me there is a few things I would change about myself and my actions in the past.

You can tell alot about a person by the way they walk. Are they looking up watching where they are going? Or looking at the ground it says alot about their self esteem. I work downtown and walk from my jeep to work everyday.People watching along the way paying attention to people when they walk... where are they looking? I wonder what is going through there head?

You can also tell if a person is lying when you ask them a question, by the way there eyes move if they look left it is a lie The left side of the brain is the creative side while if they look right there telling the truth the right side of the brain stores all factual information like your hard drive.

I had a dream of growing a mullet getting a convertible piercing my ear and starting a band called "Judy Nails and The grim Reaper" the first single was " it's a midlife crises thing!" man am I baked today............. thinking too much!

Welcome to your Tuesday Gold!

Super Busy at work! It is year end and this post is suffering because the author is actually busy doing his job.........fuckin work

I'm Not myself but somehow I'm still being him

Well If you noticed I tend to slack on doing weekend posts, that's not because I'm lazy but my computer at home is 21 years old and like the girl I met on the weekend, It's tempting to use but not a good idea . So I converted my computer to something more useful..........Hooray for Molson!

Let me tell you a story about Parking tickets

I come to work on Friday with a big box of perogies that people ordered. I park out front carry em in because they are to heavy to carry from the parkade. Believe it or not Friday's are really busy for me, I forgot about my jeep out front and of course I got a ticket witch my co-workers told me about (and I deserve for not putting money in the meter) I go out to investigate around noon and not one but two fuckin tickets on my window. Pissed right off I go looking for the guy to explain I deserve one of the tickets but two? Why be a fuckin dick about it and that's exactly what I told him when I finally seen his dumb ass wandering down the street. He tells me I have to call the parking authority and he can't delete or void the second ticket or talk to me about it so with a few other choice words I told him to "Have a good weekend ya fuckin dickhead" So if you see a bald guy with a stupid grin on his face at the parkade give him the finger for me!