Lemme Tell Ya Because Your A Friend Of Mine, If My Name Was Courage ....Ide Wanna Be On Time!

Timing is everything at least that's the old saying :
There are some events in life I look back on and wonder how it would have been different if the timing was there. Like I could have been a hockey player , golfer or an accountant. Not that that stuff really interests me right now present day but my dad was a hockey coach I didn't play. I got into golf about 10yrs ago with some friends who have moved we used to golf alot. I went yesterday for the first time in about 10yrs suddenly I remembered why I don't golf.......or at least golf well, If I stuck with it I might be avid. I went to college for accounting and I dropped out for 2 reasons I had attendance problems and I thought I don't want to spend a third of my life at a desk.........That's why I'm standing up and typing this.
I keep reading my horoscope at work and it keeps telling me something I been working on is gonna be great or work on publishing something and things will fall into place, blah blah blah It never says take the day off or you will meet a nice girl soon.
Like Matt Good Say's " I read my horoscope and I just can't pull it off alone"
(Name that tune you Internet researcher non music fan booooyaa)
Speaking of nice girls I wonder If I blew off the "right one" because of the timing and the situation I was in at the time.....Or maybe that was supposed to happen who knows. Its life man get in shut up and hang on!
Timing is everything ......at least that's the old saying.

Restless Tonight...

The weirdest thing I have seen in a while happened last night .......I was at dragonboat practice it was very cloudy, dark, not raining and warm out. We paddled around for about 15 min. The coach was explaining the next piece, we were resting just bobbing around on the water when we notice everybodys hair is standing up like the picture, long short it did not matter. I have never seen anything like that ever! We saw lightning in the background and got the fuck off the water!

Have a Good Weekend!

Let's Take A Trip To The MoonBaby

Randoms:
You have to be nice to boobs because they out number people 2-1
Boobies make me smile!

You have to be nice to the microbrewer because he could give you beer 2 for the price of 1
Beer makes me smile!

The Acoustic guitar says alot more then it's electric cousin
Acoustic/Electric guitars make me smile.

This is my new favorite song
It sometimes makes me smile.

My favorite bumper sticker says "Think Fast Hippie" I saw it on a chairlift pole in Whistler BC.
I smiled.

I often wonder what happens to the water when you or I run the tap and it goes down the drain, does it get filtered and put back in the lake? the reason I wonder is.... at work they run the water in the sink constantly for hours to thaw what ever need thawing we live next to the biggest lake in the world how about we drain it....anyhoo It fuckin pisses me off !Not Smiling...
Whew got into a rant there
After a rant I'm usually smiling.

I wonder why people always click so good together while chatting online , via email or facebook maybe cause people are more relaxed , brave not sure....
Chatting with "cool" people makes me smile.

Bloggin is relaxing
Relaxing makes me smile.

Just for fun Name the Hip tune that starts like........
"I love you even when I don't even know i'm doing it"
*hint* It's off there best album

I should go on rock and roll jeopardy and kick some ass
That would make me smile.

The question of the day.....birthday suit or wetsuit?
Are ya smiling?

BJORKO THIS IS FOR YOU.......

I was gonna blog about microbreweries and boobs but this has to be said........
Stay the fuck off my blog!

I Need a Map I'm Lost.....

Silk Suited Sammy Comes To Look At The sheep...

You thought I was a cowboy.........Im not! But I do have a friend who has a farm.

Went there last night had some cool refreshing beer with a couple of buddys ,When little Jerry Sienfeld decides to show up. Who the fuck is Little Jerry you ask well He looks like this:

Hi Jerry ........Anyhoo All the other chickens were already in the "coop" but not Jerry... it was getting dark out and Little Jerry hung out right till we finished our beer or stopped feeding him grass I'm not sure.

In other news the most wacked out shit happens to me while grocery shopping

I'm at the till waiting for the 2 people in front of me when I notice a cashier out in the line three tills over giving this lady a sign to hold saying "this till is closed another cashier will be pleased to help you" he tells her to hold it , he wants to close and so no one will line up behind her, he gave her the sign. She standing there holding it now and proceeds to move to one till on the other side of me looking for a shorter line I tell her that the cashier wanted her to stay over there with the sign. she looks at me confused I say see now more people are lining up there and he wanted to close .......holding the sign still she looks at me and says "it's crazy in here" I said yes Mame yes it is.......

Days Roll Into Days...

So It is Friday and this is the first chance I had to sit down......busy busy day but at least it is going by fast.

Sore from paddling last night The whole team switched sides of the boat, I normally paddle right side but switched to the left for the last bit of practice. Lemme tell ya what My right side is sore....using those unused muscles .......No Pain No Gain!

In case your confused......Here's A pic!

In other news someone keeps leaving non English comments in the comments section. this perplexes me . Did you not read the whole blog in ENGLISH. Why the fuck would you comment in Czech or Swedish or klingon, when the Author speaks, writes and breathes ENGLISH. No offence to the other nationalities but.......WTF. Now we all know in the past I try and have tried to encourage peoples comments/feedback but what am I supposed to do with this?

bjorko said...
Hej svene dluho jsme si neužili tak si to rozdáme v posteli ne?
June 1, 2007 8:16 AM

Have a good weekend Bitches!