Stand And Deliver Or The Devil He May Take Ya

In a really good mood today
considering how my day started
Heading out for work
Say good bye and start cruising
It sounded like this
Sputter Sputter Sputter ppt ppt Sputter Clunk
Fuck fuck FUCK
The Jeep ran outta gas in the middle of Cumberland st
Twas my own fault, and the fact the gas guage is broken
All I gotta say is walking at 630am in -35 soakes alot of cork.
Thanks to Teri-teri-bo-berry for putting up with my shlep luck
and of course for the ride back to the jeep
Got some gas
She fired Off to work I go 1 hour late
Bonus is I never got docked for my absence
As a fellow co-worker saw my jeep in the middle of the road
confirming my story.

I thought I had money problems
You thought you had money problems
check this out
Im broke as a joke and right now
After seeing that I feel rich
When the shit hits the fan
Im gonna sit back eat a BigTurk and
hopefully while Im puking the massive shitstorm will miss me.

Zoo Lion Sobers Up And Starts To Scream And Shout

It's amazing how your environment effects your attitude
lately after about an hour after I walk into work
The Disgruntled Sean comes out
Today like yesterday it didn't take long
Mental giants one right after another roaming the place
like buffalo, at least one case that could prove to be true.
The shitty part is as much as I would love to up and quit
specially when they want to switch me to another department
I can't quit like everyone else there's bills to pay
Ahhh what to do?
I better do something before I let my mouth get the better of me
and I make a decision I might regret
Or
Make due and come to work everyday
be in a quiet pissy stressed out mood
sorta like jail with benefits.

Black Rooms To Babysit and White Halls To Pace Away From It

Simple Human
Was the thing I had a huge rant about yesterday
Lemme explain
OK so were at Bed Bath and Beyond or whatever the store is called
I'm walking and I notice a toilet plunger with a $152 price tag
Now who in there right mind would pay that for something your gonna stick in shit?
Obviously someone....Do you realize you can buy a new toilet for that price
The killer of it all is I went to the website and they only want $25 for the plunger
So I think I read the wrong tag or the store people have a hell of a mark-up
Then I started thinking All is not lost here.
When I die I wanna be buried with this "ritzy hoyti toyti plunger"
cause I figure all the shit that's gonna be thrown my way in the afterlife
$152 plunger should handle it.

From The Penthouse To The Outhouse

Had a bad day yesterday
Got drunk last night
(stupid thing to do numero uno)

Made the usual ass of myself

(stupid thing to do numero deux)

Stayed up way too late

( stupid thing to do numero trois)

Continued to make an ass of myself

( stupid thing to do numero quatre)

I guess the smartest thing I did in the last 24hrs

was show up to work today

Then again it's only because I had to.

6 Metal Strings On A Piece Of Wood

Went to a wellness fair
It was pretty cool, It was on company time
28 little booths set up in a semi circle
Fared out with some free stuff for the house
Found out ways to get government grants
home improvement with rebates
Something else pretty cool
I learned my blood type
I never knew mine before today
It's A+
The most common I believe
So I signed up for Plasma donation
If someone wants THC filled blood
It's in me to give!
Won a Hundred bucks on the radio
I was the man Yesterday at 1pm
It's already spent as I suspect you suspected
They changed the rules so you can only win
once every two weeks
Those bastards I was counting on some extra bling!

Since The Return Of Her Stay On The Moon , She Listens Like Spring And Talks Like June.

Been going to bed early

Trying for a bit of a routine

I find I get alot done around the house between 4-7

Ironically that was my nap time

know what else I noticed
When going to bed early I have to get up and

use the bathroom at some point during the night

Never had to do that before

(course before I was only sleeping 3hrs at night)

Now it feels good to get a full night sleep

I think I'm getting old

My Sirius radio subscription renewed itself

my Visa is maxed

How does Sirius charge $150 dollars to a card that's maxed

not to sure

Visa overdraft???

Visa was in a good mood?

Never the less It was a lovely surprise this morning

Surprise!!!!

Your even more broke then before

usually a surprise is a good thing

not in this case

The sad part is I have not used my radio in months

I don't drive as much or go anywhere far

and by the looks of things financially

I won't be for a while.

A word I been having alot of fun with for the last couple days

Vindaloo

It just kinda fits and makes me laugh

probably driving Teri-Masala nuts

The other night We went out for Indian food

Twas very very good and spicy

The restaurant was also really nice

When I was there I lost my Vindaloo

It fell on the waitresses shoe

She was mad for a minute or two

sorry I said from me to you

I didn't mean to lose my vindaloo

as we had dinner for two

but let me tell you, we would sprig back there

even if it was in Timbuktu.

Wonderwall

Why do we have a winter weather forcast in northwestern ontario?

It's cold

What's it gonna be like tomorrow?

cold

Get it they could play more music

skip the weather forcast for at least 2 months in winter

I'll tell ya what's hot tho

My tractor is running, painted and almost ready for snow removal

people who thought it "would never go" can kiss my freshly painted seat.

The weekend was good I did alot of tractor work but

I managed to squeeze a poker game in on Friday( ya I lost)

A free thunderwolves hockey game in on saturday night.

Had a few evening games of crazy 10's with the new champ

The games are close

She's sneaky and still the champ