Yes hard to get and even harder to keep...

I stold that subject line from someone who will remain anonymous but in her case it is true.

I called in sick for blogging yesterday apparently you get to be put on some kinda attendance management programme if you miss too many days.

It's been a while since I was your man

I have a slight case of turret's today so random stuff may just appear

I want a job as a mail carrier cause I am bored with my job
~FUCK~

I think my boss got wind of this blog and is now reading it because the last two Thursdays have been busy as hell as compared to the other 50 Thursdays where I did nothing all day.

I think I used to have an email buddy that would help kill some of my workday with random back and forth emails , then she disappeared

I think there is lots of money in the perogie business if you have someone to make em

I may start to drywall the basement this weekend/ next week
~corksoaker~

I love you even when I don't even know I'm doing it

I think poker is the new drug and Socom is in second

I think uncertainty can sometimes be exciting

I think nugatory is a good description of this post

I think doing stuff that you know is wrong still is kinda appealing

I bad hair days are overrated

I think that "success is getting what you want and happiness is wanting what you get"

I think ya'all should buy Tshirts off the link on the side of this blog

I think if you don't have a life talk about mine

I think I have a thing for unobtainable women

I think that the leafs are at the lonely end of the rink

I think the Rangers are going to win the cup this year

I think spell check is great

I'm done thinking for today!

Have a good weekend

My Theory isn't perfect but it's close....

You ever wonder where some people get their drivers licences? Yesterday in effort to keep people happy I went to pick up some perogie orders to deliver. Imagine a little piece of shit ford ranger from the early nineties and an old drooling man behind the wheel . I was behind him for a bit , I move over to the other lane to go by him and the cork soaker speeds up so he's sitting right beside the car in front of me , I go back behind him thinking he's going to carry on accelerating........WRONG ! He drove beside her for 5 minutes till she turned off , side by side like a jackass not letting anyone by and it is clearly obvious I wanted by since I'm tailgating like a bastard. I finally got beside him and gave him a dirty look it did not even phase him, I guess the world is full of dumb drivers they drive around like everyone else and they don't even know their dumb!

On a separate note this is the most retarded website I have seen in 31 years check it out!

Now drive safe ya hear!

Visit the waterkeeper on your way out!

Meet Yer Meat....

I read somewhere that this Wednesday is Steak and Blowjob day. I think they should make that a nationally recognized holiday. Imagine that (well I am ) every calender in Canada marked clearly March 21 ....."First day of spring and Steak and Blowjob day" WOW I would look forward to March every year for three reasons... St patty's day, spring and S+BJ day! For the vegetarians out there you could substitute the steak for tofu, soy or whatever it is you people eat. It would also help cheer some fuckin people up. As you know I work in a large workplace that employs about 480 people some have the winter blues and some no matter what day it is or what the weather is doing their always in a bad mood, grouchy or just plain anal. Maybe this day would help cheer em up!After a while we could just call it SBJ Day for short.

I did the Test the nation IQ test last night and If I did the calculations right my IQ was 96 I had a little help from the man who stopped in for a bit but it was mostly me because I'm awesome! Now I am going shopping for a steak.

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I have added a page element on the side for those of you who don't want to leave comments. You can email me direct just click the link! I hope all y'all have a good weekend and Happy St Patty's Day!

Super busy at work today........Green beer can make it all better TGIF!

Cheers!

He Who Does You Dirt, Will Do You Dirt Again

During the morning work routine I was listening to this thinking about breakfast as well as doing some work but thinking is as far as I got. I have been on the net all morning. The staff rotation changed and all the people I hung out with to pass the time during my workday are now on nights, so in turn My days are turning out rather boring. I know your thinking why does he not do some work?Well the truth of it is in my awesomeness I finished all my paperwork yesterday , delivery's are slow on Thursdays and I truthfully have nothing to do , you could say your lucky or that's a good job , ya but it does make for long days.
So I watched this little story that happened close to home.With all the bad news out there in the world today , Finally something good ....Also I think they are one natures most efficient hunters and coolest birds. Up there on the list with Eagles and Owls!

Hogan Knows Best......

I did a random interview/questionnaire with "Hogan" to see if he really knows best. These are the answers straight from London Ontario :

1.If you made a life size model of yourself and could put it anywhere where would it go?
As you know this has been done and the life size rendition of myself is currently watching over Horhay in the maintenance shop at the Thunder Bay Casino.

2. If you had a choice........Big Mac or whopper? Prairie dogs or gofers?
Big Mac I am the big mac, I am the big cheese. I guess you could say......I am the Big Mac with Cheese!!!!!
gofers for sure

3.What does Oscar the grouch+a camera+hairgel and a very clean truck equal ?
Andrew Dice Clay

4.most retarded thing you have seen thus far besides hulk hogan?
Party boy drinking horse gizz

5. Whats going through your head right now?
Man I wish I had a Big Mac right now.. I'm stravin!

6.Any ideas on how to get paid for doing nothing?
Easy!! Maintenance supervisor in Thunder Bay

7 If I got people to ask random questions on the blog would you give them advice for free?
Yes because Hogan Knows Best!!

8 what are the chances of 2 palm trees and an LED flashlight ending up in my possession?
Palm trees are slim to none. If I get a bonus I will send the flashlight.

9 Life is full of morons name three...
George Bush, Marvin and Mark Tannahill

10. Do you think Hogan knows best will become the new Ann landers?
No, but you may see Hogan leg drop that bitch!

11.What do you think about this interview/ questionnaire that will be put on the Internet??
I think that this is a worth while endeavour. You should continue to pursue this to the fullest extent.

There it is!! You got questions I may be able to hook you up because Hogan Knows Best!