Thursday, May 14, 2009

The Bastard

The Itouch
I know I have been rambling on about this little thing I love so much
I will shut up about it but first I would like to point out a few glitches
I tunes has got to be the most non user friendly, spaced out, non compliance piece of shit program I have ever used!
I have been trying to add music, sure it adds most of my current CD collection except the one's I really want, truly though music is not the problem...why because I tunes will sell you the songs you want/already own for .99 cents each! Ms D has like 4500 songs on her itunes, when were both online, I can see and play songs off her list on my computer, however can I add/ steal some songs and add them to my play list? The answer so far is NO!! That's like waving a steak in front of a starving man....
Adding DVD video's which I own and would like to watch is nearly impossible
first you have to convert it to mp4 format, I have downloaded two free "top of the line" programs to convert and rip the dvd's. The first one worked well, I was proud of myself and spent two hours loading concert vids on the Ipod only to discover later that all the songs were cut off at the three minute mark! So I tried another free "top of the line" program and it wouldn't work at all due to copyright infringements or some bullshit like that....hello I own the original, the artist has already got/spent my money! I just want to watch some freakin concerts on my 15 hour plane ride!
I hope someone who is technology savvy pops into my sometime life soon and helps my old ass out!

On a lighter note: Sharks don't attack the Irish, mostly Australians -Gord Downie

Tuesday, May 12, 2009

With Nothing To Say, I'll Sing It Bright - That's Right!

Hello
Before I call you this morning, it is my sworn duty to let you know I have made you "Director of public relations" in the new union I have created. It is the "Union for waxers and wax museums". In the brotherhood, are the floor waxers, candle makers, wax sculpture professionals, car wax appliers, shiny head people and bikini wax appliers and makers. As the director you will be in charge of the media reports, collective bargaining, wax statistics( floor and sculpture) and of course the candle makers. We have a Brazilian applicant I think we should put in charge of the car wax people and the bikini wax. We will have a union meeting in the near future to discuss the position, and give you your shiny company car!
Thank you Sean
president "Uof WWM"

And she thinks I'm weird!

Thursday, May 7, 2009

Don't Ya Wanna See How It Ends?

This morning I was walking to work listening to my Itouch(coolest new gadget ever)
The Tragically Hip was rockin my walk
The new album,witch is quite good by the way changed songs and when I looked at the Itouch screen I saw this.....

"The Depression Suite"
I laughed and thought I wonder if people will get "it"

Tuesday, May 5, 2009

It's Already In The Rice

Cinco de mayo
I was looking back at the last two may 5th posts and read some other older posts from the same month, like this one, which brought back memories. As I laughed, I missed the wisdom's of random comments people used to make, when I was more diligent in blogging. Well things are gonna change, the leap of faith is approaching fast and I am gonna document it all here! Not on face book where it takes 13 hours to load up pics for friends on your list you never talk to, I'm doing it here for myself and people who read this gongshow!
I also bought an Apple Itouch the freakin thing is awesome! This little gadget will also help me document my crazy new adventure, if Ms D is good I'm gonna also buy her one!

During my walk to work today, I saw a funny nature moment a crow was chasing a squirrel up Court street and the squirrel was so confused it would or didn't know how tho get off the road, because the crow was always right there.....anyhooo a car came by and the squirrel booked it to the tree on the boulevard and the crow flew away! The squirrel was saved by the car instead of being ran over.

One more thing for those of you from Thunder Bay; Court street is going to be the new Simpson street! Remember you heard it here first!

Friday, May 1, 2009

Diggin Deep Just To Carry On

The first of May, shit is gonna start to get busy
super fricken busy infact
Those who like to visit and hang out
are running out of time, Tmac leaves in 20 days
Shortly after she's gone, I will follow
unsure of the date as of today but gimme a week
the wheels will be in motion
I would like to think that a few people I used to chum around with
would put some kinda effort into a last visit, but I won't hold my breath
Time is tickin
You can only call people so many times
Time is still tickin and I'm still goin
It is what it is I guess I tried.

Thursday, April 23, 2009

Leave The Light On While I'm Gone


See the connection between the two pictures?
There are actually two connections to be exact
A full circle effect is all I'm gonna say
Time is ticking, so is my brain
The leap of faith is vast approaching
1,000000 things to do and where to start explains the ticking
Mixed reactions when I mention the "plan"
why I mention it is beyond me, however the reactions are to be expected.


Tuesday, March 24, 2009

The Ocean

For someone who is off work temporarily
I'm a busy freakin kid .....
Makes me wonder how I got it all done working two jobs
Speaking of two jobs, I am not gonna do that anymore
I owe the government of Canada $1200 fuckin dollars because I worked two jobs
Never again!
Granted I did have my money all year but what insentive is it to work hard if you'll owe some back come tax time?
One legit job and some cash jobs on the side that's it!
If your reading this government my second income will be..... cash or nothing
Cash on the dash or home on the couch
You try to work to get ahead, tax time rolls around Boom right back where you started.

Things I have noticed since I been off and had some time around:

Traffic lights are fuckin brutal; Does the city guy who controls them even drive?
People who wear sunglasses in the mall make me laugh.....and there is lots of em
There is people on facebook no matter what time I log on
my neighbourhood has lots of drama
my neighbours to the left are nosey
I have had it with some people, Ask for a favor and they disappear
The man is the man that's it no questions!
I have become a homebody and really enjoy it
My phone does not ring like it used to
chopsticks are cool and way better than a fork
smokers really do stink.... never noticed before but now I sure do
Prime rib is my favorite steak
I like walking in new shoes

Anyhoo I will be back here as much as I can as things start to mellow
Ps- I'm now a certified TEFL Teacher I passed my course!