Everything was going fine, until the day she met me..

You ever wonder what kind of impact you and your actions make on people's lives? Now this is not some sappy post about love and feelings and shit but just a general question.I was thinking about that this morning and believe me there is a few things I would change about myself and my actions in the past.

You can tell alot about a person by the way they walk. Are they looking up watching where they are going? Or looking at the ground it says alot about their self esteem. I work downtown and walk from my jeep to work everyday.People watching along the way paying attention to people when they walk... where are they looking? I wonder what is going through there head?

You can also tell if a person is lying when you ask them a question, by the way there eyes move if they look left it is a lie The left side of the brain is the creative side while if they look right there telling the truth the right side of the brain stores all factual information like your hard drive.

I had a dream of growing a mullet getting a convertible piercing my ear and starting a band called "Judy Nails and The grim Reaper" the first single was " it's a midlife crises thing!" man am I baked today............. thinking too much!

Welcome to your Tuesday Gold!

Super Busy at work! It is year end and this post is suffering because the author is actually busy doing his job.........fuckin work

I'm Not myself but somehow I'm still being him

Well If you noticed I tend to slack on doing weekend posts, that's not because I'm lazy but my computer at home is 21 years old and like the girl I met on the weekend, It's tempting to use but not a good idea . So I converted my computer to something more useful..........Hooray for Molson!

Let me tell you a story about Parking tickets

I come to work on Friday with a big box of perogies that people ordered. I park out front carry em in because they are to heavy to carry from the parkade. Believe it or not Friday's are really busy for me, I forgot about my jeep out front and of course I got a ticket witch my co-workers told me about (and I deserve for not putting money in the meter) I go out to investigate around noon and not one but two fuckin tickets on my window. Pissed right off I go looking for the guy to explain I deserve one of the tickets but two? Why be a fuckin dick about it and that's exactly what I told him when I finally seen his dumb ass wandering down the street. He tells me I have to call the parking authority and he can't delete or void the second ticket or talk to me about it so with a few other choice words I told him to "Have a good weekend ya fuckin dickhead" So if you see a bald guy with a stupid grin on his face at the parkade give him the finger for me!

Yes hard to get and even harder to keep...

I stold that subject line from someone who will remain anonymous but in her case it is true.

I called in sick for blogging yesterday apparently you get to be put on some kinda attendance management programme if you miss too many days.

It's been a while since I was your man

I have a slight case of turret's today so random stuff may just appear

I want a job as a mail carrier cause I am bored with my job
~FUCK~

I think my boss got wind of this blog and is now reading it because the last two Thursdays have been busy as hell as compared to the other 50 Thursdays where I did nothing all day.

I think I used to have an email buddy that would help kill some of my workday with random back and forth emails , then she disappeared

I think there is lots of money in the perogie business if you have someone to make em

I may start to drywall the basement this weekend/ next week
~corksoaker~

I love you even when I don't even know I'm doing it

I think poker is the new drug and Socom is in second

I think uncertainty can sometimes be exciting

I think nugatory is a good description of this post

I think doing stuff that you know is wrong still is kinda appealing

I bad hair days are overrated

I think that "success is getting what you want and happiness is wanting what you get"

I think ya'all should buy Tshirts off the link on the side of this blog

I think if you don't have a life talk about mine

I think I have a thing for unobtainable women

I think that the leafs are at the lonely end of the rink

I think the Rangers are going to win the cup this year

I think spell check is great

I'm done thinking for today!

Have a good weekend

My Theory isn't perfect but it's close....

You ever wonder where some people get their drivers licences? Yesterday in effort to keep people happy I went to pick up some perogie orders to deliver. Imagine a little piece of shit ford ranger from the early nineties and an old drooling man behind the wheel . I was behind him for a bit , I move over to the other lane to go by him and the cork soaker speeds up so he's sitting right beside the car in front of me , I go back behind him thinking he's going to carry on accelerating........WRONG ! He drove beside her for 5 minutes till she turned off , side by side like a jackass not letting anyone by and it is clearly obvious I wanted by since I'm tailgating like a bastard. I finally got beside him and gave him a dirty look it did not even phase him, I guess the world is full of dumb drivers they drive around like everyone else and they don't even know their dumb!

On a separate note this is the most retarded website I have seen in 31 years check it out!

Now drive safe ya hear!

Visit the waterkeeper on your way out!

Meet Yer Meat....

I read somewhere that this Wednesday is Steak and Blowjob day. I think they should make that a nationally recognized holiday. Imagine that (well I am ) every calender in Canada marked clearly March 21 ....."First day of spring and Steak and Blowjob day" WOW I would look forward to March every year for three reasons... St patty's day, spring and S+BJ day! For the vegetarians out there you could substitute the steak for tofu, soy or whatever it is you people eat. It would also help cheer some fuckin people up. As you know I work in a large workplace that employs about 480 people some have the winter blues and some no matter what day it is or what the weather is doing their always in a bad mood, grouchy or just plain anal. Maybe this day would help cheer em up!After a while we could just call it SBJ Day for short.

I did the Test the nation IQ test last night and If I did the calculations right my IQ was 96 I had a little help from the man who stopped in for a bit but it was mostly me because I'm awesome! Now I am going shopping for a steak.