My Hovercraft Is Full Of Eels...............

So it appears as tho I have offended some with Fridays post. Well It was an alcohol fueled conversation that happened with a good friend of mine , it was only half serious anyhow we all have standards and morals.....No way am I going to start changing the way I am for some Anonymous commenter. You didn't leave your name ....why?... I would have apologised if I knew who was offended.I put it all out there for people to read. It was kinda meant to stir the pot tho, I have been trying to get people to comment on what they read, interact a little, put some feedback out there on a daily basis but no one really did .....Until Friday!

So with that being said I will continue to blog ideas, conversations good or bad.

Keep them comments coming......

GO Rangers GO!

Im A Sealer not A Whaler!

NO Guts No Glory:

So myself and a buddy who will remain nameless were watching hockey last night at my place havin a few bubbleys and the topic of chicks comes up......

He's like" I need to find a nice chick"

I say "OK good luck"

He says "what your tellin me Gold there is no nice chicks out there"

I say "Im sure there is but your too picky, which is OK but you also gotta go out and find em"

He says "Well I can't just fuck em if I don't like em, or I'm not attracted to em"

I say "Why it beats jerkin off " LOL

He says " i'm lookin for the total package, ya know physically and mentally"

I say " arne't we all? but it's ok to go whaling once in a while"

He says "true maybe I'll go whaling"

I say " just don't tell your friends"

He says" I don't know Gold"

I say " You could jerk off for the rest of your life ....It's like playing tennis ....fun to hit the ball against the wall by yourself , but more fun to play with someone from time to time"

He's says " ya gotta point man"

I say" don't listen to me I'm single, you do what you want but, I know what I'm doing......Ya want a beer?"

He says "yup"

GO RANGERS GO!!

Wow Wee Girl!

Ok
So my hockey predictions went a little south last night ,but it was only game # 1 so lots o hockey left......
I drank da beers till 2 am so I is a tired boy today although it was a good idea at the time now Im paying for it......
I added a link to my Facebook page>>>>>>>
Ya'll can read that cause my brains on stand by!

Now That's Advertising!

So....How's it going? Good! Well check it out^^^^^^^^^ I found a new girl and she's flying my colours, let me rephrase I found this picture of a hot chick advertising my blog, wait let me rephrase again she likes Kool-Aid, ahhhhh I don't know but I think I should send her a link to my blog. What do you think?

I could bore you with my picks on the NHL playoffs but instead I will just give you the final verdict and what I would like to see>>>>>

VAN vs NY Rangers in the Final >>>>>>>>> NY WINNING of course!

Like it or not that is my prediction!

It's Got A Tuesday kinda Feel

Well the TV works...With great relief it started to work yesterday when I got home from work.
Having a gift of gab I was chatting with a few honkeys about the workplace and I hear the steelhead are starting to run up the rivers, so hopefully tonight I will not be lazy and get my river fishing gear organized and get out to enjoy some of the best fishing going.
The last two days have been fuckin nuts around the workplace , It has taken me 3 hours to type this poor excuse for a post today!I may have to have a few beers tonight while organizing the fishing gear

It could Happen To You Cause It Happened To Me!

So Water and electronics go together like me and my ex.

I watered my bonsai yesterday afternoon and by the time I noticed water was drippin down the front of the TV. Same thing happened as before with the channels and volume going all crazy, One slight difference tho I turned it off and now it wont turn back on. I unplugged it before I went to work today so the house does not burn down in c, I hope it works when I get home otherwise I will be looking for a new TV to buy with money I don't have. I thought it was bad just having 2 and 4 but when your TV don't work at all(no DVDS, no PlayStation) It really sucks!

Other then that was a very good/productive weekend

I got one and a half applications so far for a new girlfriend..........I guess we'll have to watch a movie at her house.

OOOOOSummer!

Canadians do it Doggie style So we can both watch the hockey game.....

Well as promised the NY Rangers have moved to the next round this makes me happy for two reasons one being the fact that no one I know thought they would even make the playoffs (silly leaf fans) and two there that much closer to winning the cup........
On a different note remember I ditched out on the girl I was seeing to go watch hockey a few days ago well as a result of that......I am currently taking applications for a new girlfriend, non hockey fans need not apply you'll be swept out just like Atlanta