No Eyes Just There Stupid Grins

It's the end of the month
you know how I know this
All the bums that sit around the casino
are gambling
For the rest of the month they just sit
and drink free coffee
Sad but true......

Electric Worry

I got a girl with a mind like a diamond
I got a girl who knows whats best
I got a girl with shoes that cut.....
shoes???
Wait no I don't
Summers almost here, the debate has been footwear
flip-flops or crocs
colourful or white
a tough choice
either way those ugly little shoes
are top of the line
Ask me I know.

Dam It Feels Good To Be A Gangster...

I think someone is secretly slipping me laxatives
Good thing we don't have taco's every night
Good thing today is quiet at work
Good thing I brought a magazine
OK Enough shit talk
I have a little choice to make
As ya'all might remember I need a new job
The uncertainty of the future is really buggin me
Then today after I dropped a bomb
I get a bomb dropped on me
Word in the bathroom has it that if you work here for 10+ years
I can take the benefit package with me wherever I go when I retire
That's 2 more years of Sucking it up
and when the time comes to collect a pension
I will have benefits
That's important
so is my sanity
I wish life came with a manual
I would be lookin for pg 32.

She's Changing Her Name From Kitty To Karen, She's Trading Her MG For A White Chrysler le-Baron

I'm not dead don't worry
Just a bit of a writers block going on
Then I got this email

Hello there.
Just wanted to let you all know, for those staff that aren't aware of what their blood type is
and are wanting the food lists, the Canadian Blood Services will be at the Confederation College
on next Wednesday, March 5th, from 11-1pm, in the Student Lounge to do blood typing.

I been doing a little reading on the subject of
eating for your blood type
I'm a A+ Witch basically means ALOT of the foods I love
are on the list of dont's
Maybe a Chicken or turkey and red wine diet is in order?
since beer and beef are no no's
I don't think I could put a honest effort into the list of food do's and dont's
but it is a very interesting thing to know
You know what else is interesting
I bet 2 out of every 5 people
don't even know there own blood type.

You heard it here first folks and to that I say
Good Day!

Heaven On Earth With An Onion Slice

Looks Like there's some blog-stalkery going on!
anonymously
In other news
When I was in the Facilities department
I used to be a nice guy
Now I'm Just a
F+B
There it is folks
weekend fromage!

Show Our Skin In Picture Windows , Sit Around Cross Legged On The Floor

I read the paper
I read the news
It all says the price of gas
will be $1.50 l by springtime
I thought money was bad now
wait it is
So I feel like
I gotta train for the budget olympics
not the one's in Vancouver
the one's in my own town,
the one's I was forced to compete in
A very wise man once said in a portugese accent
"It's a tough life being poor"
He's right.
know what else I was thinking
If the next lunar eclipse happens in 2010
(December I believe)
The Winter olympics also starts in 2010
(not sure what month but it's winter duh..)
It would be a "nice touch" for Canada
If the countrys of the world
saw the eclipse from the olympic stage.

And Justice For All

I took a four day weekend

and I enjoyed it

Four Stix

There's a lunar eclipse tonight and

It's supposed to be clear out

Good for ice cold viewing

So tonight I will be freezing,

and singing this little ditty

"maybe we're born lost

born to persevere

honey I'd walk into your painting

until I'd reappeared

as a speck of comet-tail dust

a blue-green northern light

flickering just

in your eyes' deepest ravines

goodnight goodnight Josephine"