Thursday, May 29, 2008

My Love For You Is Like Diarrhea, I Can't Hold It In.

So the practice went well
Only one mistake, during the 1 hour session
For a newbie it's OK I was told
I got my sea legs
I got half an idea on what I'm doin now
So let the fun begin
with this fun comes busy busy busy weeks
We don't mind but
things are gonna have to be planned

my left foot was itchy
I was surfin and came across this
it is crazy weird what people think
However there is some truth to it like it or not
because everyone is a little superstitious
granted some way more then others
I'm in the middle
for example
I always put my left shoe/boot/croc/sandal/sock on first
why?? I'm not sure
I think 14 is unlucky from many years of working for the Vietnamese
I think 7 and 13 are lucky....who doesn't
I make wishes if the time is the same like 11:11 or 12:12
now those are just little things I do to keep myself amused
not to mention me turning off streetlights with my very presence
seriously tho if you read some of the superstitious ideas I guarantee
you'll be shakin yer head
On a side note I also got a kick outta this
Some peoples kids!

Wednesday, May 28, 2008

You Wanna Know If I Know Why? I Can't Say That I Do

Steering a dragon boat is scary
depending on the team it could be really scary
like shit your pants scary
so I'm gonna do it tonight
one more time for the rush
I also need the practice

Well it's not really me but you get the idea.

Ms Doodle also joined a dragon boat team, I'm Happy for her! Here's the thing I am her teams steers person, so the only way to get better is to get your feet wet and practice!

Here is there website in case anyone is interested, other then that Wish me luck Race fans!

Monday, May 26, 2008

They Are Nice People But, I'm Still Putting Up A Fence

Weekend was great !!
T'was one of the best in a long time
I can't understand tho
how we became so busy?
I have a bunch of pics I want to upload on to here
but the time just flew by and I'm slow, however
Instead I brought you a picture of Old Dirty Ridlers
new business venture and my future ex wife!

Tonight Rain or shine
I'm learning how to steer a Dragon Boat
It makes me a little nervous
I have never steered before and knowing
I could dump 20 paddlers into the lake
plus myself if I fuk it up is a little tense
Wish me luck!

Friday, May 23, 2008

DMB Dancing Nancies ~ Bartender Intro ~ Central Park

Not dead actually I'm doin AOK but just been busy busy busy.....so I woke up with this in my head! Being Friday and all it fits Have a Good Weekend !!
Ps- Pictures of the pigs coming to your eyes soon!

Tuesday, May 20, 2008

Earplugs For The Birds And The Animals

What do you think would happen if all of a sudden there was no gasoline
Or the government just cut everybody off
No gas for cars, No gas for trucks, No gas for boats No gas for lawnmowers
I bet people would flip flop for a year or so but eventually adapt
Our world and the global warming crisis would be happy
Although it wouldn't solve the problem it would absolutely help
it also could create more problems...... lots more problems
Do you think we would survive?
We were, well mainly I was ranting about this during this weekends
fishing extravaganza.. where we used gas for the trucks, boats and quads
Alot of the outdoor activities and stuff would become obsolete if there was no gas
how the hell do you go 100 km in the bush without a gas powered vehicle?
Factoring that all in, the food money and the beer money The way I figure my fish costs $60 a pound since I caught only one that would be about a $120 fish = what I spent to go out for the weekend, But it was fun as hell!

Thursday, May 15, 2008

Tragically Hip - Fully Completely

I woke up with this in my head today , I also thought it was Friday.....

Wednesday, May 14, 2008

Save The Planet, The Most Pessimistic Song I Know

I think We ALL get the message here........
Goals
People have different things to look forward to
Stuff that makes them happy
If your already happy or at least content, should you have a goal?
Of Course!
If it's for yourself or one common goal for you and yours
it does not matter Have ONE at least
So I got to thinking with a little inspirational help from the king of the castle
To tell ya the truth, thinking is as far as I got
don't worry lots has been buzzing around my head
goals for me , goals for us, goals for the planet, Goals versus dreams
the ways and means to make them happen
meaning if the goal can become a reality them make it happen
you owe it to yourself or someone like you!!
that's all
Now flip a shitty and Go Recycle something!
Thanks!
The dirty rascal

Tuesday, May 13, 2008

The feel I'm on top again baby,That's got everything to do with you hoo hoo...

I Had better titles but OK it's
Rock n roll jeopardy time!
Name the song the title came from......
I'll give you a hint it's a semi- cheesy 80's tune.
A little while ago I told ya all I'm workin on a birdhouse
my new chop saw is great but It's takin way longer then expected.
I hope there is no homeless birds in my neighbourhood
because I think Noah built the ark faster
This is how it came about:
I'm outside in the yard and I hear this voice
Sean
huh???
It's me God - Sean
S- Ya
God- Build a birdhouse
S- A what
God- A birdhouse
S - who is this?
God- It's me God
S- Right
S- You want me to build a birdhouse
God- Yes Build a birdhouse
for the homeless birds
S- right
Believe it or not that kinda freaked me out
and project birdhouse was born!
On a side not this is where I stole my little ditty

Monday, May 12, 2008

A No Goodbye Suicide, A Mystery.......


There odd
There around
There old and full of fascination
There Pictographs
Last I heard there is a bunch on the rocks
My canoe loving friend told me about them
I think we may have to do a little paddling this summer
and see em for myself, That would be fun!

Friday, May 9, 2008

Can You Hear Me Knockin?

This is an actual picture taken in Holland.
No photo shop it's real,You can read the full article here
I just posted it because it reminded me of Summer.....I'm really looking forward to summer
Ms Doodle and I are going on a road trip to BC
I'm gonna bring the laptop and a camera cause I'm nerdy like that
Have a Good Weekend and Don't forget mothers day!

Thursday, May 8, 2008

Trapped in the Drive-Thru -

This is about 10 minutes long but Hilarious!

Musta Got Lemon Juice Up In Your Eye

Also frustrating :
In today's paper there is an article from Duluth Minnesota
Apparently a driver hit a dog and the dog was killed
Sad but the dog was running at large,
now it turns out
The driver is suing the dogs owner for the damage to his vehicle
Now I understand as a pet owner you are responsible for it's actions
but... If you just killed my best friend and now your suing me for money
I would give you a baseball bat upside the head free of charge!

Now cruising through the day alot of things irritate me but
I look forward to a great many things that help me get through the day
One of witch is 3:15 , blogging and cooking but First and foremost it is Ms doodle coming home when I'm home after work.

Tuesday, May 6, 2008

The Cave Within Your Mountainside Is Deeper Then It Will Be Wide...

Couple o' things :
I get in the Jeep this morning
Fire it up and The resettable odometer reads 069km
From that point I knew it was gonna be a good day!!
So far I'm Right
Here's a thought
If I get Ms Doodlenoodlestrudle
To teach me one Korean word a day for the next 808 days
I might remember 100 or 200 of em
witch would make me semi-fluent
for what
I have not thought that far ahead yet
but it would
right now I'm thinking about this

Monday, May 5, 2008

Spring Starts With A Heartbeats Pounding

WOW What an interesting weekend
Even tho I took a day off on Friday
The weekend just flew by
We ended up at the Folklore festival Sunday
Walked around and ate almost everything except for The haggis
We rolled outta there stuffed
Decided to go for a walk to get the food moving
once we got home.
On the way We stumbled on a dishwasher at a yard sale
A nice dishwasher A 2005 Kenmore black in colour for $100
They deliver and we were walking so we bought it
among other things I could carry like a fish tank
Now the fun of where to put the dishwasher
Do I want to lose a cupboard or not??
It will be a pain in the ass to install however
Ms Doodle will be happy and So will I

http://animals.howstuffworks.com/pets/dogs-understand-words.htm
A little link from one of my favorite websites
I like to share cool info with all youKool-Aid drinkers!
Cheers!

Thursday, May 1, 2008

Good Things Grow In Canada

Good Day
Ms Doodle(for short) she sends me this link
http://digicc.com/fido/
I tried this like 6 times and I'm freakin
Can you say weird
I even changed the number I picked half way through
He still got it
In someway or another no matter what it is
there's days I can't do anything right
Not this guy tho, He gets it every time
Ninja.

In other not so exciting news
As you probably know My NY Rangers are getting the crap kicked out of em
They could be out tonight.....I hope not
In the sad event they do lose tonight at least they made the playoffs.
Keep your fingers crossed and your stick on the ice.