Thursday, March 29, 2007
Tuesday, March 27, 2007
Monday, March 26, 2007
Well If you noticed I tend to slack on doing weekend posts, that's not because I'm lazy but my computer at home is 21 years old and like the girl I met on the weekend, It's tempting to use but not a good idea . So I converted my computer to something more useful..........Hooray for Molson!
Let me tell you a story about Parking tickets
I come to work on Friday with a big box of perogies that people ordered. I park out front carry em in because they are to heavy to carry from the parkade. Believe it or not Friday's are really busy for me, I forgot about my jeep out front and of course I got a ticket witch my co-workers told me about (and I deserve for not putting money in the meter) I go out to investigate around noon and not one but two fuckin tickets on my window. Pissed right off I go looking for the guy to explain I deserve one of the tickets but two? Why be a fuckin dick about it and that's exactly what I told him when I finally seen his dumb ass wandering down the street. He tells me I have to call the parking authority and he can't delete or void the second ticket or talk to me about it so with a few other choice words I told him to "Have a good weekend ya fuckin dickhead" So if you see a bald guy with a stupid grin on his face at the parkade give him the finger for me!
Friday, March 23, 2007
I called in sick for blogging yesterday apparently you get to be put on some kinda attendance management programme if you miss too many days.
It's been a while since I was your man
I have a slight case of turret's today so random stuff may just appear
I want a job as a mail carrier cause I am bored with my job
I think my boss got wind of this blog and is now reading it because the last two Thursdays have been busy as hell as compared to the other 50 Thursdays where I did nothing all day.
I think there is lots of money in the perogie business if you have someone to make em
I may start to drywall the basement this weekend/ next week
I love you even when I don't even know I'm doing it
I think poker is the new drug and Socom is in second
I think uncertainty can sometimes be exciting
Wednesday, March 21, 2007
Tuesday, March 20, 2007
Monday, March 19, 2007
Friday, March 16, 2007
Super busy at work today........Green beer can make it all better TGIF!
Thursday, March 15, 2007
So I watched this little story that happened close to home.With all the bad news out there in the world today , Finally something good ....Also I think they are one natures most efficient hunters and coolest birds. Up there on the list with Eagles and Owls!
Tuesday, March 13, 2007
1.If you made a life size model of yourself and could put it anywhere where would it go?
As you know this has been done and the life size rendition of myself is currently watching over Horhay in the maintenance shop at the Thunder Bay Casino.
2. If you had a choice........Big Mac or whopper? Prairie dogs or gofers?
Big Mac I am the big mac, I am the big cheese. I guess you could say......I am the Big Mac with Cheese!!!!!
gofers for sure
3.What does Oscar the grouch+a camera+hairgel and a very clean truck equal ?
Andrew Dice Clay
4.most retarded thing you have seen thus far besides hulk hogan?
Party boy drinking horse gizz
5. Whats going through your head right now?
Man I wish I had a Big Mac right now.. I'm stravin!
6.Any ideas on how to get paid for doing nothing?
Easy!! Maintenance supervisor in Thunder Bay
7 If I got people to ask random questions on the blog would you give them advice for free?
Yes because Hogan Knows Best!!
8 what are the chances of 2 palm trees and an LED flashlight ending up in my possession?
Palm trees are slim to none. If I get a bonus I will send the flashlight.
9 Life is full of morons name three...
George Bush, Marvin and Mark Tannahill
10. Do you think Hogan knows best will become the new Ann landers?
No, but you may see Hogan leg drop that bitch!
11.What do you think about this interview/ questionnaire that will be put on the Internet??
I think that this is a worth while endeavour. You should continue to pursue this to the fullest extent.
There it is!! You got questions I may be able to hook you up because Hogan Knows Best!
Monday, March 12, 2007
Friday, March 9, 2007
Thursday, March 8, 2007
It's dark out, I pull up in the jeep park it and get out, walking towards the door blinded by a cars headlights on the other side of the parking lot, I notice this guy walkin (sort of) towards the door of the store I think wow did that guy drive here......No good that was a cab blinding me anyhow He beats me to the door, enters the store and orders his beer the chick workin was reluctant to serve him but she did and told him "no more tonight" He was like yup and left. OK my turn I smile , order and tell the girl I thought that last guy was driving. She started complaining about the cab company always bringing drunks to the store, so were chatting away Then the fun begins, this guy stumbles up to the counter she or I can't even make out what he was trying to order.I guess he gave up and went outside to send his buddy in. Chatting with the chick at the counter , his buddy stumbles in and stands in front of the wall of beer selections one hand over one eye, reciting out loud what he wanted to order.were kinda laughing as he Wanders up to the counter, were standing there He's just standing there.He says the words "beer" the chick is like your at the right store. I guess he forgot what he wanted in the 20 steps he took to get to the counter so needless to say he was not served and stumbled out.
I was laughing she was laughing .... never a dull moment eh! I grab my beer and left. What I did after that I can't say sometimes shit happens other places then the Beer store!
Tuesday, March 6, 2007
So I like Bacon, and so do most people I know. I had a crazy Idea if you were to take the smell of freshly cooked bacon and somehow turn it into aerosol spray for air freshening and counteracting odours around the house. That would be stellar!
You could also trick people in the morning, wake up before everyone else, Spray a little around the house before you know it the people get up. One things for sure they will wake up hungry and you get out of cooking Genius or what? As ya'all can see they do actually make bacon scented air fresheners but do they come in aerosol ?
Monday, March 5, 2007
Thursday, March 1, 2007
To start off the month of March ....I got A new favorite show! I liked it before, but I used to have a dish and I guess I watched other things. Anyhow now that I only have 2 and 4 I look forward to Corner Gas coming on. It is a Canadian produced programme and in my opinion it is truly one of the funniest shows out there.It is on the local channels Monday nights but I Think I'm gonna go buy the previous seasons on DVD tonight!
If you don't like it then my suggestion is........