Wednesday, February 28, 2007

It's Terrible to consider, but all we did round here was stay inside all winter

It's much to nice to stay inside.........but that's where I have been for the last 3 days
Got myself a nasty flu bug , I guess my theory about spicy food has gone down the ......nevermind.
Now having a blog and being a blogger, It is pretty normal to write everyday but let me tell ya try to blog when your hopped up on daytime/nighttime flu meds and neo citran.The thought process was foggy to say the least . I came to work yesterday with full intentions to blog, but the day was flippin busy was home time before I knew it
My computer at home sucks ass so sometimes I wait to get to work.
Having alot of trouble with the paypal people too I can't get my account with them verified.I call them tell em whats going on .....we'll get back to you...then they send out an email that asks how was my customer service today please reply as soon as you can .....I told them I still am not verified and they said call this 402 number and we can help. I did that already this is fucked!

Friday, February 23, 2007

Something New

Hey ya cork soakers , If you notice the link"TSHIRT HELL" on the side you can click on it and do some shopping or some browsing most of the shirts are crude, cheap and hilarious!
So Buy lots!
Have a good weekend!

Thursday, February 22, 2007

Cork Soaker

This is probably the most boring post thus far but , If you have 5 minutes to spare this is funny!

Monday, February 19, 2007

Its hard to sing with someone when they won't sing with you...

Hope you all had a good weekend! As you may or may not know I am a big fan of spicy food. I went to my favorite watering hole and ordered up some spicy BBQ chicken wings and a pitcher of beer, I asked the waitress to ask the cook to kick the wings up a notch , So I get my beer and 5 min later the wings show up. I start eating them .....dam these are tasty.....1 gone , 2 gone , 3 gone, BAM all of a sudden holy my mouth is on fire, my lips are numb and I'm sweating ...these things are F*ckin HOT , the waitress comes by "how's the wings?" I'm like wow good job these things are smokin hot. She says "they should be the cook put pure cap in the sauce" YA can I get another pitcher of beer :) I try to pawn a few off on my buddy who with some convincing ate 1
Now if you don't know what pure cap is on the Scoville Scale it is 16,000,000 heat units and the hottest Habanero was tested at 575,000 heat units.
This whole experience got me thinking people that eat spicy food don't get sick or colds as often as people who don't. So I looked it up and Chili's have more health benefits then you would think
A friend of mine was out of commission for 6 days with the flu, He does not eat anything hot......
there is alot of flu bugs going around this time of year so I have to make a choice.....ring of fire or the flu I think ring of fire is the way to go with a side of draught beer
Speaking of bugs I found a dead ladybug in my bag of weed this weekend , seriously where the fuck did that come from ? I gotta talk to my dealer about that, because they weigh alot u know.
Now go get something spicy and EAT it!

Friday, February 16, 2007

The following may offend you.....

Today the creative cycle is not hot so I will show The following pictures, they were taken by the Fort Frances MNR from a helicopter:

Have a good weekend!

Thursday, February 15, 2007

Man I wish I was not so honest...

For the chronic liar, for the person with bad luck, for the interesting situations life throws at you.... I have found this
It is fuckin genius... all the stage 5 cling on girls I tried to get rid of I could have just told them I was leaving town and used this service.All the gold digger hotties I tried to impress, I could have had my own office by using this service ..... Not that I would , but man , really think about it If you are a person that we'll say is on the shady side this crooked little idea would help you out for the low cost $75. to $175.00.
That's right as low as 75 bucks to get you out of almost any situation .....worth it? You decide............

What do U think?


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Wednesday, February 14, 2007

Silence in the desert

*A sketch by Matthew Good*
Happy Valentines Day to you and to yours!

Tuesday, February 13, 2007

Got the Munchies?

So in case y'all are interested I am selling perogies once again. $3.00 a dozen Orders are to be in by the beginning of March and the orders will be in by March 31....mmmmm good
I hung up on myself this morning trying to win the $100.....fuck! Yesterday I was caller number 6 ......Fuck this radio contest thing is frustrating. I am trying to win some cash in case I score a date for that stupid day that is tomorrow.
I got a good idea from a co-worker to market the blog....put the addy on $ bills !!
Atsa good strategy for marketing.... Like this chick tell me you would not buy a beer from her....
Its all about if you have a idea feel free to comment.

Monday, February 12, 2007

Foto School


Well I heard somewhere as a blogger it is mandatory to post pics of yourself. So I took this one to foto school and that's what happened....
On a side note I hate Valentines day for 2 reasons: 1 : everything is way overpriced and
2: I am single. OK let's change the subject.
Still looking for suggestions to market the blog .....any ideas please comment and Ignore the jackass named Afur K hrmmm or whatever the fuck his name is leaving meaningless but sometimes funny comments all the time......go hard retard!
I also set up a PayPal account today so I can reap the rewards of Tshirt Stay tuned!
Yup blog like it's hot!

Sunday, February 11, 2007

Look What I found.....

So I was going through some receipts and papers... Income tax season that is fastly approaching , I am trying to stay on top of it this year, not to mention the cash I will be getting back.... so the sooner it's ready the faster I can send it in when tax time comes. Anyhow in the clusterfuck of papers and receipts, I find this .... a bounced paycheque that my former employer wrote In case you cant read the fine print it says that the paycheque that I deposited into my bank account has bounced and were charging you an extra $3.00 in service fees.Nice eh! My jackass former employee writes me a cheque, He has NSF and I get charged another $3 not to mention the bullshit I encountered trying to get my money juggled around for bills and loan payments.At the time I was Fumen, well I was mad anyway! Today it got me thinking the fuckin financial institutions make a killing in service fee's, transaction fees, interest and don't forget about the fee they charge for even thinking about going to the bank to take out your own money. So what do you do? put all your money in a shoebox somewhere....No can't really do that so the "banks" take suckers like me and you to the cleaners with there fees day after day and year after year. Although that bounced cheque has been paid with another cheque from his construction company 4 days later. I called him trying to get paid and inform him of this little technicality I left about 30 messages with no call back. I had a plan I told the other DJ that when his shift was done at 8 to go home not wait for me and I will be there. So the phone rings It's 8:13pm Who could that be? ....Hello .......Ya Sean It's Rick You supposed to work tonight? Yes I was also supposed to get paid last week did you get my 30 messages the fuckin cheque bounced......ahhh(long pause) I been busy with the construction business blah blah blah blah blah blah are u gonna square this up? Simple pay me and I work No pay= No work...ahhh ya Come down tomorrow I write you another cheque......You going to cash it for me?......How much is it?...$219.86 plus $3 for the fees(witch I never got) Ya I can cash that..OK see you tomorrow CLICK. I guess the other guy stayed(pussy) and fucked my plan to leave the boss without a DJ on a Wed night.
I ended up quitting a month later and he was open for a couple months after that and went bankrupt He owes every single staff member money to this day(except for me cause I racked up a bar tab) aware there's lots of assholes out there and you can't spell SUCKER without "U"

Friday, February 9, 2007

I just don't get it

So my creative cycle is at a low I guess, was trying to think of something to blog about for my Favorite day of the week..... Friday! I was doing a little surfing on the net at work (of course) and to make a long story short there is alot of hype about Chuck Norris , yup do you believe that shit, I said Chuck Norris.....check this out.... people out there actually think this guy is the man
I just put the big bird pic in for fun but seriously this is the best one......

It is kinda small but it basically says If you buy these pants you too can kick ass like Chuck! I also heard that cars stop and look both ways when Chuck crosses the street! and When the boogieman goes to sleep, He looks under the bed for Chuck Norris!

I said it before and will say it again.......I just don't get it!

Tuesday, February 6, 2007

Tuesday's Gone....

This Lynard Skynard original song was covered by Metallica and I think they did a dam good job, even tho it is like 9 minutes long......Atsa good song !
Well I spent most of my Tuesday at the IAPA office taking the Transportation of Dangerous Goods course for work . It was OK. I'm not good in the classroom tho, was spacing out most of the class but still passed I guess.

I got a funny email from a co-worker it goes like this:

Essential additions for the workplace vocabulary:

1.BLAMESTORMING: Sitting around in a group, discussing why a deadline was missed or a project failed, and who was responsible.
2.SEAGULL MANAGER: A manager who flies in, makes a lot of noise, craps all over everything, and then leaves.
3.ASSMOSIS: The process by which some people seem to absorb success and advancement by kissing the boss' butt rather than working hard.
4.SALMON DAY: The experience of spending an entire day swimming upstream only to get screwed and die in the end.
5.CUBE FARM: An office filled with cubicles.
6.PRAIRIE DOGGING: When someone yells or drops something loudly in a cube farm, and people's heads pop up over the walls to see what's going on.
7.MOUSE POTATO: The on-line, wired generation's answer to the couch potato.
8.SITCOMs: Single Income, Two Children, Oppressive Mortgage. What yuppies turn into when they have children and one of them stops working to stay home with the kids.
9.STRESS PUPPY: A person who seems to thrive on being stressed out and whiny.
10.SWIPEOUT: An ATM or credit card that has been rendered useless because the magnetic strip is worn away from extensive use.
11.IRRITAINMENT: Entertainment and media spectacles that are annoying but you find yourself unable to stop watching them. The Anna Nichole show or the Bachelor is a prime example.
12.PERCUSSIVE MAINTENANCE: The fine art of whacking the heck out of an electronic device to get it to work again.
13.ADMINISPHERE: The rarefied organizational layers beginning just above the rank and file. Decisions that fall from the adminisphere are often profoundly inappropriate or irrelevant to the problems they were designed to solve.
14. 404: Someone who's clueless. From the World Wide Web error message "404 Not Found" (meaning that the requested document, like the person's brain, could not be located).
15.GENERICA: Features of the North American landscape that is exactly the same no matter where one is, such as fast food joints, strip malls, subdivisions.
16.OHNOSECOND: That minuscule fraction of time in which you realize that you've just made a BIG mistake.
17.WOOFYS: Well Off Older Folks.
18.CROP DUSTING: Surreptitious flatulence while passing thru a cube farm, or any other public place, then enjoying the sounds of dismay and disgust (this often leads to PRAIRIE DOGGING).
19.And lest we forget: ANAL GLAUCOMA: Used as an excuse for not showing up for work. Translation "I just couldn't see my ass coming in to work today."

Check ya later kids!

Monday, February 5, 2007

I had a case of the Mondays....

Well The weekend was good!The shag was rockin, but I did not win the TV, was close tho the number was 317 and I had 371, However I did win the $100 on the radio this morning.....That absolutely cures my case of the Mondays in a hurry.......Nice!
I'm going to stick to winning radio contests and not at shags....
I have a few ideas to market this blog. If you want to add your 2 cents leave a comment on some good ways to get it out there.
As far as the rest of the day goes Who knows what that will bring.........
I gotta go collect my cash

Saturday, February 3, 2007

Shaggin Saturday Night

Well for those of you in the know, The place to be Saturday night is the moose hall on fort william road. Yes I plan to freeze my ass off and goto this shag that everyone is speaking of, It should be a good time and there giving away a big muther of a TV for the door prize! If this blog suddenly stops or gets few and far between ya'all know I won!
I want to get a paypal account set up then Im going to put a link to this place
Then if U spend some money there and because you got there from here , I get a cut.....Am I awesome or what !

I may have some drunken photos by the time the night is through......stay tuned
Have A good weekend!

Thursday, February 1, 2007

80's Porn on the big screen....

So here's a couple o things to rant about my NY Rangers lost to the Leafs last night 2-1 All you leafs fans can go fuckoffeeee!
I do alot of my blog posts from work,This is your tax dollars at work people anyhow.. There is this chick here today she controls the pa system and the music..........ya one problem she is STUCK in the 80's , So I'm in for a day of shitty 80's tunes in between the tribute to"Fame" and Gloria it's going to be a long day. Imagine I had control of the music for the day,WOW those old folks on the gaming floor would be rockin out at there slot machines with there cowbells and spoons from 7am to 3pm Monday to Friday
I don't know if ya all knew but I won another $100 on the radio Tuesday No BS , witch is great It will help the cause this weekend..... a shag at the moose hall Fort William road Saturday night Going to be a good time it was sold out for tickets 3 weeks ago and there giving away a Huge TV for a door prize....yup that would look good at my house, porn on the big screen!