The 33 second Package Man

There is something to be said about

Jalapeno and banana pepper pizza,

Besides the fact it's hot and tasty.

At 7:30 in the morning

It's a real eye opener........fuck coffee!

That will fire you up!

Not sure if I had the munchies, needed the calories

or had a craving for the spice

but wow wee my mouth is burning!

Had a hard time (no pun intended) waking up

this morning, not sure why we went to bed around 1am

Had a bit of a nightmare because I been trying to watch

Corner Gas, every time it's supposed to be on

It's not

I even saw a preview saying watch Corner Gas at 930pm

Monday or Tuesday

I tried 2 weeks in a row....not on!

Then they shoulda put another preview saying

hahahahaha sucker it's not on thanks for lookin!

It's an American controversy due to the Dam writers being on strike

My Opinion anyhow

Bonus at least the Canadian content will get more exposure/airtime

besides that I slept great.

Flirting With Time

I wonder if people become soft as they get older?

As the years roll by do you become more compassionate?

towards life, towards people, towards animals I think so.

I also think it takes something or someone to open you up

break down the wall

maybe get you to take a second look, give a hand or just listen

I can remember a time where I always stood aloof from people.

A very Private Individual

I think my 32 birthday opened a door I been walking by for awhile

It took a long time and It was hard

but god dam I'm glad I opened it.

Super Soup, Cordless Drills and Sperm Scratchers

In Better effort to pack with the wolves
I bought a brand new Delta compound mitre saw......for free
coming my way in 3-4 weeks did I tell you it was free!
The shipping too all free!
A long awaited purchase
I love Air Miles!
I also have a feeling Ms doodle will have me doing some kinda house project
Anything to bust out the power tools
The Cordless drill BTW this could be the best invention in the world
The table saw and now the Chop saw.
Next house projects include putting a bathroom shelf up.
Put a door on the porch to close it off from the kitchen
That's warm on the feet
A door with a cat door cut out of it
should be interesting
not the most cosmetic but it's only for winter.
Otherwise in January when it's -40
my furnace will be workin OT
heating downtown PA
and that's NFG!

oOOOOooosh!

Golden Gaze

Been waking up in the mornings in a great mood
The usual "fucking work" rant comes out of my mouth every morning
The difference it's only half the rant it used to be,maybe it's cause I'm tired
or maybe it's cause I'm in a great mood
The house is in shambles....I don't care, I'm still smiling
It will be all organized and straightened before we know it
Gonna be a busy weekend.
I'll be in a great mood, you should be too
Cause that shit spreads all the way to Kalamazoo.
Have a good weekend!
ps- My poetry sucks

I Was wondering what they sell at the gift shop?
I was also gonna call and book a rental home for three weeks in the summer because it would probably take me three weeks to figure out what the hell a minnow shot is.
Any ideas?

Cold Cold Night

Yesterday the plow went by my house so after work and 2 left handed smokes
I went to shovel the end of the drive. The neighbour from across the street whom I never talked to in my life has a brand spankin new quad with a plow.
He plowed everybodys driveway around me
and stood in his driveway with his buddys quad running watching me shovel
Now I don't expect him to plow my driveway and I don't need his help but don't just fuckin stand there and watch me shovel the grader roll next to your pretty quad runner.
My lawn tractor project does not look like it's happening I need someone with
electrical systems for small motors training or experience
I have no idea on stuff like that, but I'm thinking positive.

Boys Of Summer

I'm a guy that does as little as possible when it comes to shopping,
once in a while you gotta cowboy up....so I did this weekend
sober
It went rather well
I even found a deal
I would not say I hate shopping
I would not say I hate shopping malls
for some odd reason I just don't go shopping
I like the grocery shopping more then shopping at the mall
It's been probably close to a year since I been to
Intercity mall lots has changed so the walk around was enjoyable
Other then that Get in, get what you need and get out
Atsa da way to do it!
On the way in I won a radio contest Friday , not the hundred bucks :(
but some other contest where you had to name the song when they
read you the lyrics. I did and won a bunch of stuff
gotta pick that up and clean the house for the arrival of
TPM and The Tardis