We Talk All Night Trying To Make It Right, Believe Me Shit Was Tight... It Was The Wrong Way!

Howdy Folks Welcome to Your Friday!
So I have come to the conclusion that spell check makes you dumb
I can't even spell half the words I used to Just type something close and spell check will get it
An example of how technology is screwin y'all
yet another fine example is the price of gas..... It causes less people to buy new SUV's and v8 trucks in turn thousands of people in Canada will lose their jobs at the Auto plants, they won't be buying gas witch means the price will go up again.
Don't we have our own oil? Oil refinery's? Pipeline? Just sayin.....
I would vote for this guy as Prime minister besides the fact He know's his shit He's freakin Hilarious! Another thing he's got going for him is Stompin Tom is too old!

Have a good long weekend !!

Im Against Picketing But Don't Know How To Show It......

Remember The Five Dollar Milkshake:

Cos I'm such a nice fellow I'm gonna share the secret to the $5 Shake

Bryers french vanilla ice cream

Beatrice chocolate milk

blend, fire up pulp fiction movie and enjoy........Fuckin eh!

Trust me I'm bringing it back bitches!

On a side note the NO BS contest starts next week so nobody call me at the top of the hour during the week Im gonna be busy!

Fuel.....:::Shimmer (Acoustic)

Get In Shut Up And Hang ON!

Not much else going on other then the following random thoughts:

*need to pull $114 outa my ass and finish painting the trim soon like real soon

*need to give the liver a break from all the beer.....thanks from the liver in advance!

*Disposable razors suck real bad three swipes and it's all clogged up. Cheaper is better my ass!

*Might be quitting my gravy job soon ......they want to move me to the food and beverage department If that happens .....bon voyage!! They got great supervisors over there so great if I owned a Popsicle stand I would not let em run it!

*Went for $5 wings on Monday night to a different spot not my usual watering hole , the waitress is hot, the wings are hot so me being me says thank you in french .......she answers in french now I'm nervous cause my french is not so good so I duck, drink and run.

*was thinking about a creative writing class to take just for fun....anyone want to join me?

* I am looking forward to September for a few reasons.......Hiking, bbqing , Matthew good in concert I think it's gonna be a good month

*Often I worry about my house when I'm at work It's the hermit in me kickin in or the neighbourhood

* I want to move to or at least retire in rural Thunder Bay

*I can give good sound advise to anyone but myself....wtf?

*I try to be the best wingman I can for my buddys but when I need one....nobody's around ......wanna go to the Hodder tonight?

* Anyone buy a tshirt yet? check the link out.....do it!

That's all for today.....I know it's lame but Do you believe they actually want me to do work while Im here at work ....bastards!

All That Shimmers In This World Is Sure To Fade Away......

Did I use that title before .......can't remember but the song is stuck in my head. Speaking of my new favorite is ...........You Wouldn't Know by Hellyeah it rocks!

To be honest here I don't even know what I'm doing anymore, just been kinda lost going through the motions day to day one of these days I'll snap out of it or snap ....not sure

Love the movie Office Space watched it for about the 300th time the other day It reminds me of my job, coworkers and the daily gongshow.

Its funny how little things bring back memory's good or bad. In real time when your doin what your doin and the stuff is happening you don't say to yourself 4 years from now Im gonna see that plate and remember this time were having .......ummmm No people just don't do that but it's funny how certain things trigger certain memory's in your head unexpected

Then I wonder how much shit is actually crammed into this brain of mine only because some of it I don't want to remember and some of it I will never forget.

Riverboat Gringo

Stellar day yesterday! Went to the farm to help the farmer harvest the barley , got there in the early afternoon he's riding around on his 1950's combine It is super loud and squeaky, the things burning oil and smoking out the whole field I wish I got a pic of that....LOL Anyhooo
like I said he was riding around cutting the barley Al and myself took care of fixing the machine when it broke the dam belt kept coming off , also emptying the hopper off the combine into the 1 tonne bag which was in the back of the truck. When the bag was full we brought it to the barn and unloaded it with the tractor. When he was cutting there is not much to do , We sat in the box of Al's truck ate sandwiches, drank barley soup, watched him go round the field and enjoyed the sunshine!
The very last of the barley was cut and the belt finally broke and when we got the combine back to the farm about a ten min drive it ran out of gas.......we emptied the hopper with buckets like the smurfs in a chain gang.....I was workin the hoe!
It was a long day got home at midnight, looking like a dirty Mexican with a smile on my face!

Lost To The Treasures That Compel Us......

The party continues ....In effort to not become a fat bastard from the non stop beer drinking I went for another walk yesterday to blow off some steam and get some exercise. Me and my schlep luck got caught in the rain I was mad at first thinking what good luck I have Then after a bit I thought , I like walking in the rain as gay as that sounds but I do only if you get caught in it. I dragged my soaked ass home to find two postcards in my mailbox........One from Singapore and one from Bali, I was happy this totally made my day my little travelling, blog writing totally nerdy cool friend sent me postcards.
Do you have any idea how long it's been since I got a postcard......like 12+ yrs
Then I open face book and the girl I had a crush on for the better part of my life has added me as a friend I have not talked to her in 13yrs + for sure. Yup she's a MILF that does not live here.
So all in all twas a good day!
On a side note only successful applicants will be contacted about the girlfriend job Please no phone calls !
So it is 3am wed and My friend from outta town leaves my house cos I got to catch a 3hr nap before work He leaves and my other buddy is putting his shoes on I look there is someone walking up my driveway. Last Wed I had some people at my house and this girl borrowed a sweater unbeknowst(sp) to me I did not think she was gonna return it a week later at 3:18am
So my buddy takes off being the good wing man he is She's like Hi I brought your sweater its all washed .... I'm like cool but that's a little extreme being 3am but thanks! I gotta go to bed and she left.
Who does that?
Reminds me of the story on why people stand so close to people in elevators , Really it doesn't but it's definitely abnormal psychology
or hornology not sure....