Rico Was A Short Man

Lots of stuff on the brain this am
Just got paid and I'm broke
Just got the rent for Dec it's
Gone
I think Christmas will be a tough go.
sad
I'm Thinking it's time for another job as much
as I have been avoiding that little fact
It's right here in black and white
-$457 and payday was yesterday
At least the heat is paid and the lights will be on till Jan
fuck sakes.....anyhoo as you probably heard before
I don't mind my job but some of the people here drive me
freakin insane, not all the people some.
So because I'm trying to keep myself sane
I'm coming up with different email addresses
I might change to something along these lines
IWORKWITHTURKEYS @ Gmail.com
or DON'TGOPOSTAL @ Gmail.com
or IPIDSAREBLUELIKEMYPILLS @ Gmail.com
least in my head Im laughing
"Ya email me" would be my response to everything
There's 2 weeks outta the month where the place is
almost turkey free, then there's the other 2 weeks.
Who knew turkeys were a herding animal?
The plus is it's Friday and the Turkeys will be gone
starting on Monday for 2 weeks,
ohhh the things I look forward to.
TGIF

Co-Habitation And The Gift Of Gab.

The birthday gift idea is a good one but for some odd reason
In my thoughts I'm starting to second guess it
Don't get me wrong It would be a fab gift to sprig on someone
In my procrastination (and waiting for payday)
I thought of another idea
It won't work by it's self, but a good part of a package for sure.
Guess it's time to cowboy up and hit the store
Where to start?

Hey Pretty Baby Won't You Hold Me Tight, Im Loadin Up, Rollin Outta Here Tonight.

Good day
This is Pussy Galore reporting for Channel 7 Action News
Downtown Thunder Bay,
You might remember me from such movies as
Good Dog Bad Kitty or The not so Stray Cats.
I'm here with Dick LeGrande. Chief acting officer for the Metro Police.
So Dick.... What's the situation here?

Well Pussy, there seems to be some sort of bug.
Not your average bug, we're really not sure.

Well Dick where do you think this came from?

Like I said. We're not entirely sure, but some experts say it's a travel bug. All I can say at this time Pussy is the bug was originally planted in a set of fleece sheets.
Dick, Is it Contagious?
Is it Serious?

Ohh ya Pussy It spreads like wildfire,
or like you did at your old job

So what should I tell our viewers to look out for Dick?

Well once you been bitten there's no going back, so
we certainly want the public to be cautious of that, also
word on the streets is there is a hottie with Ontario plates
spreading the bug around, so if you see a hottie with Ontario plates.
Do the right thing and make sure you call the metro police.
Ask for me. Dick LeGrande

OK Dick. Thanks for the update and keep us posted.
This is Pussy Galore reporting for Action News
Channel 7.
Stay tuned for your local weather featuring
our very own Fast Sally but first our sports report
featuring Randy Bolt.

The Denial Twist

A couple o days has passed since I been here for that I'm sorry.

No luck out hunting Whew knew a 1200lb moose

can hide so good, saw lots of tracks just nothing standing in em.

Lately I have been catching myself looking at popular and

not so popular travel destinations on the web

looking at world maps

Agreeing with myself where Indonesia really is

Day dreaming Costa Rica.

Wondering if there really could be a door

where there was no door before.

All because of a passport and

some motivation

Now I know What an adventure travelling could be

Specially if you have a world traveller at your side

My problem is that in my list of life things I wanna do

I'm not sure where travel would fit

I want a country house

I want a nice boat for Superior

I want a garage to park the boat

I want a new jeep to pull the boat

and the list goes and goes

Where does travel fit

Who knows.

Somewhere between wants and needs?

Somewhere between money, the shortness of life and french sandwiches

Of course things always change with time

Travel is on the list now

not in lieu of anything just on the list

I simply never thought about, was financially capable

or was inspired to travel in the past.

See Me Ride Out Of The Sunset, On Your Colour TV Screen

Can't get enough of the Icky Thump for some reason today I like that song
Today's title came from a song
Let's play a game of name the artist
If your good guess what song it is?
Mawno tonight, Gonna pack with the wolves better learn how to howl.
No snowmachine yet but The mission is to drink beer tonight , shoot a deer tomorrow and
decide if the birthday gift Idea is a good one while I'm out in the fresh air.
Fresh air is good for the brain, I have come to that conclusion
here's why EVERY time I come back from the great outdoors
I feel like a new man
refreshed and relaxed.
I need that
at least 4 times a year.
A quarterly release
I missed the last hunting trip
so this is gonna be well worth the wait.

She Was High On Intellectualism, Ive Never Been There But The Brochure Looks Nice

Saw a moon dog last night out at the farm.

The moon was wicked awesome.

That's one thing for sure I miss about country living

The stars and wood stove too

The bullshit was flying and I was late getting home

not that I had to be anywhere till 645am but I was

trying to get home before the phone rang

The cell reception at the farm is the shitz

Turns out the phone rang before I got home

Felt bad for asking her to call back but

the Apocalypse is so loud these days,

A conversation full of "what's" is not what I wanted

So I made it home and bam She called back

The plants look nice by the way!

I started the Apocalypse this morning and let it warm up

630am its cold out

Sounded like a Harley in the driveway

Tenants love that

Really they do, Well for at least the next 5 months.

So She's Leaving

620 am The 3rd alarm goes off and I'm up for work
Teri google is up packed and heading to Ottawa today
She starts the Tardis (10 min early) and I start the Apocalypse
"So She's Leaving" is on the radio
good song, I chuckle
Lunches in hand , We leave in different directions
It's her last trip to Ottawa and back
Unfortunately It's not my last trip to work, fuk sakes Anyhoo
By lunches I mean Homemade pizza from last night
made with love.......or at least with cheese, alot of cheese.
fromage
We went for a midnight walk
choosing direction Kai by bo style
not sure if she was happy with the route but
it was a nice to stroll, watch the snow and breath the fresh air.
Going to mawno this weekend Can't wait!
Doin some Hollywood hunting
drinking and eating
It's gonna be good for the mental health
and maybe the freezer.