Im A Sealer not A Whaler!

NO Guts No Glory:

So myself and a buddy who will remain nameless were watching hockey last night at my place havin a few bubbleys and the topic of chicks comes up......

He's like" I need to find a nice chick"

I say "OK good luck"

He says "what your tellin me Gold there is no nice chicks out there"

I say "Im sure there is but your too picky, which is OK but you also gotta go out and find em"

He says "Well I can't just fuck em if I don't like em, or I'm not attracted to em"

I say "Why it beats jerkin off " LOL

He says " i'm lookin for the total package, ya know physically and mentally"

I say " arne't we all? but it's ok to go whaling once in a while"

He says "true maybe I'll go whaling"

I say " just don't tell your friends"

He says" I don't know Gold"

I say " You could jerk off for the rest of your life ....It's like playing tennis ....fun to hit the ball against the wall by yourself , but more fun to play with someone from time to time"

He's says " ya gotta point man"

I say" don't listen to me I'm single, you do what you want but, I know what I'm doing......Ya want a beer?"

He says "yup"

GO RANGERS GO!!