Monday, June 4, 2007

Silk Suited Sammy Comes To Look At The sheep...

You thought I was a cowboy.........Im not! But I do have a friend who has a farm.
Went there last night had some cool refreshing beer with a couple of buddys ,When little Jerry Sienfeld decides to show up. Who the fuck is Little Jerry you ask well He looks like this:

Hi Jerry ........Anyhoo All the other chickens were already in the "coop" but not Jerry... it was getting dark out and Little Jerry hung out right till we finished our beer or stopped feeding him grass I'm not sure.

In other news the most wacked out shit happens to me while grocery shopping

I'm at the till waiting for the 2 people in front of me when I notice a cashier out in the line three tills over giving this lady a sign to hold saying "this till is closed another cashier will be pleased to help you" he tells her to hold it , he wants to close and so no one will line up behind her, he gave her the sign. She standing there holding it now and proceeds to move to one till on the other side of me looking for a shorter line I tell her that the cashier wanted her to stay over there with the sign. she looks at me confused I say see now more people are lining up there and he wanted to close .......holding the sign still she looks at me and says "it's crazy in here" I said yes Mame yes it is.......

2 comments:

bjorko said...

Tuhle jsem si udělal poznámku do svého deníčku miliardáře.

Když mi manželka řekne KUP ČÍNU, myslí jídlo.

Teri said...

ha ha ha!! bjorko, i love you!