Don't Fuck The Princess.....Do The Maid!

Wrap your heads around this......Out for a hike with a friend yesterday .....I post some pics after but anyhoo on the way back she's like do ya wanna see something that will probably freak you out....Im like what, sure I guess
So we get off the highway down this dirt road and she stops the car
We get out and start walking up this trail it's not marked If you did not know it was there you probably would drive by it. It was so well maintained it look like someone ran a lawn mower up and down it. Were walking along and there's a picture on the tree , then another tree and another picture all religious scenes then we get to this beautiful cherry red bench in the middle of the trail......you guessed it more pictures anyhow there are 13 pics in total Finally we get to the top of the trail and there is this tomb type thing made of rocks. inside there is a bunch of rosaries and a couple urns surrounded by flowers, another cherry bench with a engraved name on it , a statue of a woman holding a baby girl. There is a few homemade crosses around the area
I guess the story is a dude had a wife and a kid they were killed in a car crash , he in turn burried them up there, now people go there and pray for there loved ones. There is a large baggie full of pictures and obituary's I even saw one from Iowa. There were lots of film containers strung together with plastic chain In each container there was a name
This place is creepy but the view of lake superior is absolutely beautiful from there.
All in all the weekend was good, just thought I would share the weird things that happen to me!
For the record No Im not going back there......

I Mean You Crush Me, Now You Know.....

Had a total grey moment yesterday here's how it went

Got home from work and figured I would have a little nap now normally I hit the couch for a bit afterwork but for some odd reason I ended up in my bed. My cell alarm never went off and when I rolled over it was 730 I look out the window and the suns up, I'm like fuck ripping off my t shirt and shorts thinking it's Wed morning and I'm late for work.(no that's never happened before) When I finally clue in that it is 730 at night after trying to call the supervisor. I realize I missed the 7 o'clock Dragon boat practice double Fuck! I went for a walk around boulevard to look at some girls and at least do some kinda exercise

I made missing the practice up tho by going to dry land training after my walk and eye candy tour. I guess the team practices for an hour then drinks for two or three or four! See I know how to pick em!!.......Anyhoo left them there and I ended up at my usual watering hole after for some wings , more beer and someones bright idea to buy a round of liquid cocaine shooters. She's there I say Hello on our way out. I finally get enough balls to ask her for her number after about a half year of flirting ........scores! Gotta love the single life***Insert sarcasm here***

Now I'm wondering weather Im the boxer or the bag......

Champions Of Nothing!

What the hrmmm happened to you? Hey Sean .......Hey
Ohh hey Was kinda spacing out there for a minute .....what's up?

The above is an example of what's been happening alot lately! It's not from smoking too much pot rather, I Think it is from this voice in my head that says your spinning your wheels not really going anywhere Gold do something about it
I keep telling myself after summer is over We'll look into some options. I was supposed to pick up a shift at Centerfolds for some part time cash but The Aug 18 start date has been changed The weekend after I will be in Duluth for the Dragon boat festival so that's out Maybe after the summer. I also have my sister calling me every other day bugging me to move to Edmonton
The problem is I like my house here, there is alot of moneymakin potential off the house if I rented it. Although there is not to many people I trust from 2000 km away it's an idea.
These are the Things left to do (the cheap stuff)
Patio
Paint the bathroom green
another coat for the outside trim (fuck)
try on wedding clothes for the Friday Wedding
Things I wanna do but .......there is complications like money
Roof shingles
Sofit and fascia
fence for the one side of the house
On a separate note I had to fork out $10 because someone stole my parking pass (Cocksucker!)outta my jeep and I needed a new one. It is $2 a day otherwise if I was to pay everyday. Also I went grocery shopping and after I was done I came out to find a ripe granny smith apple sitting on my passenger seat.....that was weird So Apparently I traded my park pass for an apple???
Also The spidey sense has been acting up lately , so I tried to call someone about it and their cell phone was off........DAM!

Dancing with The Thorns Of My Buried Past

So I have not been here in awhile Took a staycation Got lots done around the house, did some farming and had some leisure time. Rented a portable boom truck to paint my house trim It worked slick.......Need to rent it again to do one more coat. Like I said I did some farming ......everybody this is Blaze......Meet the sheep!Went to silver falls KayakingHowlin at MawnoMawno at 9am

So that is my vacation in a nutshell Ya'all wondered why I didn't post for awhile well if a picture says a thousand words then I believe I'm all caught up!

On A side note I changed my relationship status on facebook to single from it's complicated even tho I been single the whole time people are like what's going on and surprised.....too funny!

Why this big space is here I don't know.........Cheers big ears!

Hey Midnight, Turn On Your Lights...Roll Out Your Stars, Roll Out Your Stars

Got the new Matthew Good Cd It's pretty mello, but I like it !
So the song of the day is>>>>Metal Airplanes
On holidays after today, and today I woke up with the notion that I got 300+ friends on facebook but can't find anyone to go to Grand Beach with me.
Rather depressing

You Still Make Lemonade Taste Like A Summer Day!

So What's Dummer my blog or you reading it?

I stole that from some dude's shirt (replace blog with t-shirt)

What's with the mood lately You ask? well I think it is a product of my environment I leave here aka work and like flicking a light switch .....BAM I'm in a good mood This usually happens around 3:15pm

Here's an idea for ya

OK every time I turn on the radio I here a commercial for a random furniture store having the sale of the year in attempt to get our business

Now if I was a store owner I would have hot chicks lounging around on the beds, couches and in the store in general

Think about it if you were going bed shopping for example and your walking through the store with the salesman. He or She jumped all over you when you walked in the door, we all know how that is! Anyhow your on your way to look at a new bedroom suite some hottie was kinda just loafing around on it

I think you would out sell the competition!

I have a friend who is a sales manager at a major furniture store, I ran it by him and he thought it was a great idea ! But it would never happen at his store........Instead they just hire hot chicks to take your money!

Now for you ladies and gay men who might not find hotties on couches attractive as a business man I would also hire some buff dudes to deliver the furniture........

Chances are you'll be back if not to shop, but to look at the scenery.

Now I just need a name for my store!

I Guess words Are A MotherFucker....They Can Be Great!

Welcome back........ya so I took a few mental health days off work Just got back today and I feel fine minus the fact im at work

Recap:

Friday

It started right after work I went to get some ugly shoes and met my reliable drinking buddy at the shoe store so long story short>>>Drunk as fuck I was supposed to go visit a friend whom I have not seen/talked to in 5 yrs +. She was having a bonfire and some people over the problem was I was not driving and nobody wanted to drive me/ go. Needless to say I did not make it

She's mad

Saturday :

I went to the farm to get the play by play on feeding the animals because for the next two weeks I'm farmer Sean Of course there was many beer involved in the training 0hh ya I also left with a old beat up riding lawn mower for the cost of a case of beer.

Sunday :

Did some laundry and painting also I got a phone call it kinda went like this

***Ring
Hello

Hey Sean'

Yello

Whatcha doin?

Painting just hanging out on a ladder sweating my balls off

Whatcha doin?

I'm at the marina having breakfast

OK

What's up

Wanna go sailing today?

Really , fuckin eh I'll go

OK

Meet me at pier 3

OK in 1/2 hour

I'll watch for ya

cool bye

bye

So I went sailing for the first time in my life on Sunday It was a 27ft boat Only one hairy moment out on the Gitche Gumee where the boat was at about 4o degree angle I was hanging off the side trying to tighten the rope for the front sail, shit was falling off the counter down below the waves were splashing us a good 30 seconds of shitting your pants anyhoo the whole thing was a fuckin blast! The thing I like about sailing is the speed you can get with no motor noise.

Monday

I got ready for work, packed my lunch and was just about to go and decided to call in sick I have not called in since February. Put my lunch in the fridge, went back to bed ,was actually ill. Was freaking hot all day so I went swimming in the evening, found a wedding date and my shoes!

Scores!

Tuesday

I came to work and left a hour into my shift, slept all day and felt better

I absolutely hate when people just "pop" on over without calling I smoked a reef and was doing some housework **knock knock** It's my mom I give her shit for not calling first and tell her nobody just pops by when you live in the country and how I would like to move far far into the country.

She's mad and leaves

Then My buddy Shawn pops over....same thing I give him shit for just popping over

Fuck I hate that ......How hard is it to understand COME OVER ANYTIME JUST CALL FIRST!

What happens if I was beating it in the kitchen and all of a sudden company's there Not cool for the company or for me. He brings beer but decides to drink mine Till I notice... He did not even put his in the fridge I give him shit explaining how I just won the lottery and I can afford to buy beer all the time for everyone so clean me out and take yours home......He left me a couple of his beer to replace mine .....thanks and leaves mad....

I'm making friends all over these days I guess it takes all kinds

I decided no more games with people Just gonna tell everyone from now on what I'm thinking and if they like it or don't like it that's the way I roll bitches!

One more thing Why are people so different when online like on facebook as opposed to in person?

Sneaky eh....